Author's note: The Balrogs made me do it... really ... HELLO, MARY-SUE Sing to the melody of Ricky Nelson's "Hello, Mary-Lou". Hello Mary Sue, Good-bye art Oh Mary Sue I’m so annoyed with you, Your WIP's, Mary Sue, They pain my heart, So hello Mary Sue, Good-bye art. You write yourself as heroine, As sexy Elf or mighty Queen, Enough! Enough! I just can't take no more! You are so cool and beautiful, so noble, decent, fair and true And of course you get the Elf in chapter 2 Hello Mary Sue, Good-bye art, Oh Mary-Sue I'm so annoyed with you Just let it be, Mary Sue, Burn the last part Or it's hello Mary Sue, Good-bye art