O D D I T I E S
	Under normal circumstances, I'm a perfectly reasonable and rational individual; some even say that I am boring. I can't deny it. But at times - mostly when under influence of Bailey's Irish cream - I am possessed by a Balrog; a Balrog who takes over the keyboard and ... well. The results are odd.
	REAL PEOPLE FIC FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE REAL PEOPLE FIC, AS WELL AS FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE REAL PEOPLE FIC, BUT DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO DON'T. This was caused by an email we received about the policy of EOAS not to include real people fic on the site and not linking to sites who do. You like RPF? Have fun. We will not tell you not to have. But don't you tell us to have. But back to the email from Absurdistan: "You don't like RPS because you don't have the talent to write it. Everybody can write stupid stories like yours, but you must have talent to write a good RPF." Something like this. Oh! Insult! But true! I took up the challenge...
	HELLO, MARY-SUE The Balrogs made me do it... really...